Our Walking Group’s A Happy Band

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THE TUESDAY WALKERS

I GO OUT WITH A WALKING GROUP
IT’S CALLED THE EL EF AY
IN MID WEEK WHILE OTHERS WORK
WE WALK THE RIGHTS OF WAY

WE’RE ALL AROUND A CERTAIN AGE
TAKE ANY CHRISTIAN NAME
WE HAVEN’T GOT A SINGLE SCOTT
A JADE ,CHANTELLE OR WAYNE

I DON’T REMEMBER ALL THEIR NAMES
THERE’S ROSEMARY ,JOHN AND SUE
ALAN PAT ,PAT MARGARET JOE
PLUS CHRIS AND JENNY TOO

THERE’S TED AND BETTY,CLIVE AND VAL
ANN,DAVID ,JOAN AND JIM
IRENE ,HEATHER,FRANK AND NEIL
I JUST REMEMBERED HIM

OUR WALKING GROUP’S A HAPPY BAND
IT  ALWAYS MAKES ME  SMILE
A MERRY SHRIEK FROM OUR FRIEND G
STUCK FAST UPON A STILE

THERE’S QUITE A LOT OF SILLY TALK
A BATTLE OF THE SEXES
SO MUCH OF IT IS NON P.C.
WE COULDN’T GIVE FOUR X’S

WE WALK AND TALK AND TALK AND WALK
AND DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’VE SEEN
IT’S WHY WE NEED A LEADER
TO TELL US WHERE  WE’VE BEEN

I’LL KEEP ON WITH THE EL EF AY
DESPITE THE PAINS AND ACHES
I’LL  KEEP ON GOING ‘TIL THE CHANGE
FROM STILES TO PEARLY GATES

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